If good Muslim men can get 72 virgins in heaven, then why can't good Mormon women get 72 virgin hunks?

I recently asked a question about this subject asking if it could be possible, and most people are saying NO. But that's unfair!!!! Why can't I have 72 Hugh Jackmans in heaven if I become the good Mormon girl I am supposed to be? I mean, attending church more regularly, being more "holier than thou," reading the scriptures more often and refraining from not skipping Relief Society, gluttony, asking inappropriate questions in YA and hating BYU should pay off someday :'(